We're Looking for a Few Good Minions!
(also Lackeys, Henchpersons, and Lab Rats)
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A message from Doctor Osborn, founder and Chief Mad Scientist (CMS) of Complete World Domination.com: Greetings! Welcome to my realm of evil! You should be proud of yourself. Few that have ventured this far into the nexus between Magic and Science have retained their sanity or their lunch. (That reminds me, I need to order a pizza. Now where did I leave my Phone of Evil.) I will be touring the South this year searching for qualified minions and demonistrating my latest innovations in Magical Mad Science. I will also be handing out my Twisted Balloons of Doom!!! Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!!!!! Hugs, The Doctor Want to contact the Doctor? DoctorOsborn@CompleteWorldDomination.com visit The Doctor on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/DoctorOsborn
Are you a Scientist or a Magician? Yes How old are you? Ancient Where is your secret lair? Currently, I’m subletting the top of a Saturn V Rocket at the How is the whole “World Domination” thing going? You tell me. Why were you performing for families at a recent event I attended? World domination isn’t cheap. How can I be just like you? Study hard, eat right, and go through a series of very painful genetic injections. How did you start twisting "Balloons of Doom”? I was forced to. Originally I would twist small animals into the shape of brightly colored balloons. It didn’t go over well. How can I become a minion? The fact that you’re asking means you already are one. (Although, you could buy a shirt.) In what part of the country are you located? My secret lair (see above) is in Northern Alabama
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North Alabama Dec 1-2, Southerland Station Open House (appearing at various times during the weekend); Huntsville, AL Dec. 4 SEA Wire Christmas Party; Huntsville, AL Dec. 7 CGI Federal Christmas Party; Davidson Ctr, Huntsville, AL Dec. 8 Sewanee University of the South; Sewanee, TN (afternoon) Dec. 8 Whitesburg Baptist Church; Huntsville, AL (evening) Dec. 13 Camber Corp. Christmas Party; Huntsvikke, AL Dec. 14 Teledyne Christmas Party; the westin, Huntsville, AL Dec. 15 Marks Optical Christmas Party; Davidson Ctr., Huntsville, AL Dec. 27, Boy Scout Winter Blast; Camp Comer, AL Dec. 29, Athens FOP; Athens, AL 2013 Jan. 2, 9, 16, 23, 30 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL Jan. 26-27 Chattacon; Chattanooga, Tn Jan. 29 Martin Methodist College; Pulaski, TN Feb. 6, 13, 20, 27 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL Feb 9 Mt Carmel Wildcat Festival; Huntsville, AL Feb 9 (afternoon) Legacy Elem. Winter Carnival; Madison, AL Feb 12 Monrovia Chruch of Christ Feb 15 Rainsville Blue and Gold Feb 16 Pack 236 Blue and Gold Feb. 22-24 AnacroCon; Atlanta, GA Feb 25 Pack 100 Blue and Gold; Gardendale, AL March 1 Mt Carmel Elem; Huntsville, AL March 2 AAA Fine Arts Festival; Huntsville, Al March 6, 13, 20, 27 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL March 15 Discovery Middle School Block Party: Huntsville, AL March 16 American Heat Assoc.; Huntsville, AL March 22-23 MidSouthCon; Memphis, TN March 30 (early morning) Teledyne Easter Egg Hunt; Huntsville AL March 30 Rivertree Church Easter Egg Hunt; Owens Cross Roads, AL April 3, 10, 17, 24 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL April 13-14 221B Con; Atlanta, GA April 20 MT Carmel Elem.; Sharon Johnston Park Huntsville, AL April 20, Huntsville Botanical Gradens; Huntsville, AL April 29, Fairview Elem.; Cullman, AL April 26-28 Panoply; Huntsville, AL May 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL May 11 (morning) SOS Event Dublin Park; Madison, AL May 18 SIGNALINK Picnic Scottsboro, AL May 24-26 Alabama Pheonix Festival; Birmingham, AL May 31-June 2 Hamacon; Huntsville, AL June 1 Teledyne Picnic; Huntsville, AL June 5, 12, 19, 26 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL June 7 NEKTAR Picnin; Huntsville, AL June 8 SignaLink Picnic; Scottsboro, AL June 15 Magic/Balloon Workshops Madison Entrepreneur Center; Madison, AL June 21-23 AnimeBlues Con; Memphis, TN June 27 Moms and Dads Magic/Balloon Workshops Madison Entrepreneur Center; Madison, AL June 28-30 LibertyCon; Chattanooga, TN July 3, 10, 17, 24, 31 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL July 14 East Highland Baptist Church VBC; Athens, AL July 20 Fantasy Playhouse Magic and Ballon Workshop; Huntsville, AL August 7, 14, 21, 28 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL Sept. 4, 11, 18, 25 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL October 2, 9, 16, 23, 30 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL October 11-13 Constellation; Huntsville, AL October 18-20 ContraFlow III; New Orleans October 25-27 Magical Laboratory Shows @ Fantasy Playhouse; Huntsville, AL November 2 Madison Street Festival; Madison, AL Nov. 6, 13, 20, 27 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL Nov. 12 AARP Madison Senior Center; Madison, AL Dec. 4, 11, 18 Baumhower's of Huntsville; Huntsville, AL Dec 7-8, Southerland Station Open House (appearing at various times during the weekend); Huntsville, AL Dec. 13 Mill. Eng. Christmas Party; Huntsville, AL
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Doctor Osborn