We're Looking for a Few Good Minions!
(also Lackeys, Henchpersons, and Lab Rats)
Welcome to COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION.com!!!
You're Obliviously Lost
A message from Doctor Osborn, founder and Chief Mad Scientist (CMS) of Complete World Domination.com:
Greetings! Welcome to my realm of evil! You should be proud of yourself.
Few that have ventured this far into the nexus between Magic and Science
have retained their sanity or their lunch. (That reminds me, I need to order
a pizza. Now where did I leave my Phone of Evil.)
I will be touring the South this year searching for qualified minions
and demonistrating my latest innovations in Magical Mad Science.
I will also be handing out my Twisted Balloons of Doom!!!
In an attempt to foster good will while pursuing his evil goal of world domination Doctor Osborn agreed to answer a few questions.
Are you a Scientist or a Magician? Yes
How old are you? Ancient
Where is your secret lair? Currently, I’m subletting the top of a Saturn V Rocket at the U.S. Space and RocketCenter. (Don’t tell anyone.)
How is the whole “World Domination” thing going? You tell me.
Why were you performing for families at a recent event I attended? World domination isn’t cheap.
How can I be just like you? Study hard, eat right, and go through a series of very painful genetic injections.
How did you start twisting "Balloons of Doom”? I was forced to. Originally I would twist small animals into the shape of brightly colored balloons. It didn’t go over well.
How can I become a minion? The fact that you’re asking means you already are one. (Although, you could buy a shirt.)
In what part of the country are you located? My secret lair (see above) is in Northern Alabama
Can we hire you to perform at our event? Provided it fits into my “Schedule of Evil” . . . yes. (To request more information about the Doctor's show packages click below.)
North Alabama
and the
Tennessee Valley's
#1 Magical
Mad Scientist!!!
Where's the Doctor?
Doctor Osborn's Official
"No Sense of Direction Tour" We will not confirm or deny the Doctor might be seen at the following locations in 2011.
Jan. 21-23 Chattacon; Chattanooga, TN
Feb. 26 2011AL State Thespian Festival
Huntsville, AL
March 25-27 Midsouthcon; Memphis, TN
April 29-May 1 Panoply; Huntsville, AL
May 14 Private; Nashville, TN
May 20-22 Imagicon; Birmingham, AL
June 4 The Tanzy Cox Benefit; Huntsville AL
June 11 Private; Huntsville, AL
June 20 APSU Clement Aud.; Clarksville, TN
July 9 (morning) Jasper Community Center; Jasper, AL
July 9 (afternoon) -10 Anime Blues Con; Memphis, TN
July 15-17 Libertycon; Chattanooga, TN
July 23 Freak Out You Friends Magic Workshop
Fantasy Playhouse; Huntsville, AL
August 23 Opryland Hotel; Nashville, Tn
August 27 J.B. Pennington High; Blountsville, AL
September 1-5 Dragon Con; Atlanta, GA
September 16-18 Constellation; Huntsville, AL
September 17 Bob Jones High Home Coming
Madison, AL
September 24 Cain Ridge Park; Antioch, Tn
Oct. 1 Madison Street Festival; Madison, AL
Oct. 13-16 Memphis Comic and Fantasy Con;
Memphis, TN
Oct. 18 Crestwood Hosp.; Huntsville, AL
Oct. 28-30 Fantasy Playhouse; Huntsville, AL
Oct. 28 (morning) Blossomwood Elem; Huntsville, AL
Nov. 4 Cherokee Elementary School; Guntersville, AL
Nov. 18 Madison Academy; Huntsville, AL
Nov. 18 AANA Awards Banquet; VBC Huntsville, AL
Nov. 19 NASFA Meeting; Huntsville, AL
December 1 Asbury Elem.; Albertville, AL
December 2 Millennium Eng. Banquet; Huntsville, AL
December 3-4 Southerland Station Open House;
(various times over the weekend) Huntsville, AL
December 8 Camber Corp. Christmas Party;
Huntsville, AL
December 8 SEA Wire Christmas Party;
Huntsville, AL
December 9 Madison Academy; Huntsville, AL
December 10, Sewanee Univ.; Sewanee, TN
December 19, Discovery Middle School; Huntsville, Al
December 27, Boy Scout Winter Blast; Camp Comer, AL
December 28 Fraternal Order of Police; Athens, AL
Only available on CD from the Doctor!!! The Southern Wizard's Guide to Magic Vol I This special Magic Instruction ebook can only be obtained from the Doctor in person
Tell the World You're My Minion or Protect Your Balloons of Doom!!!
Doctor Osborn