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Thanks! My magical minions are now hard at work translating your message into pictorial representation and then back into English. Then it will be run through Photoshop into Adobe Acrobat. Next, they’ll place it into PowerPoint and export it into Microsoft Word 98. A print will be made and scanned as a png. That will be place into an old version of PageMaker. The file will be saved a jpeg and then they’ll email it to their AOL account, because they really like hearing “You’ve Got Mail!”. Feeling better about themselves, they’ll text me to check my email where I’ll have a copy of your original message.